"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

posted on 29/09/2014 at 19:01:53 with 919,578 notes

Well, you know, I thought it would be nice to get some mutual interests… now that we’ve had sex… other than spitting and setting things on fire.

posted on 28/09/2014 at 07:55:12 with 3,107 notes

The way I see it is … we say it was self-defence. And we do that because … well, Gina was suffering from … Stockholm Syndrome. Which is actually quite common in assistants with demanding bosses. The affair was just an example of how far Mr Kaufman’s …brainwashing of Gina went. He … made her fall in love with him. So in this way her … poisoning him was … an act of self-defence.


I could listen to this forever and never get bored

posted on 28/09/2014 at 07:48:11 with 95,521 notes

Well the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot. And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they’re above it all. The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can’t. The cheetahs are hard up, but I always say, cheetahs never prosper.



posted on 24/09/2014 at 07:22:48 with 21,205 notes

"Both men and women should feel free to be sensitive. Both men and women should feel free to be strong. It is time we see gender as a spectrum, and not as two sets of opposing ideals."

— Emma Watson, He For She Campaign  (via actuallycrying)
posted on 24/09/2014 at 05:52:22 with 39,931 notes
posted on 24/09/2014 at 05:45:05 with 80 notes