I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

posted on 12/09/2014 at 14:53:06 with 606,392 notes
I’m not in the meth business. I’m in the empire business.
posted on 12/09/2014 at 14:26:15 with 74,157 notes


@aconed: Strolling …

Selina’s never been away so long without us before. I guess this is what’s going to be like when our kids go to college, Sweetie. Yeah, dream the fuck on, Dan.

posted on 12/09/2014 at 11:23:31 with 616 notes
#veep #amy x dan #OTP 

they’re more dangerous than you’d think.



R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

posted on 11/09/2014 at 16:37:50 with 697,660 notes


saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away



"I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days, before you’ve actually left them."

Apparently you can tell because there’s no hair lights…as soon as the hair lights show up, the Good Old Days are over. 

Do you think I just materialize out of the ether whenever you want me? That I exist in some suspended state of crypto-animation only made material when your balls tingle?